Willow Rosenberg: Why She is Great Told In Quotes

The Reasons I Love Willow Rosenberg Told Through Quotes

My Love for Willow cannot be overstated. She is spunky, Independent Intelligent funny smart and loyal. She is by no means perfect though, as she has a tendency to handle personal loss very poorly. Vengeance first and grieve later is not the best way to handle situations. but despite that I thought that she was very human and a great friend till the end.

So come walk down with me on memory lane and let’s check out some of her most memorable quotes.

Season 1 Episode 3

Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia?

Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that

Season 2 Episode 4 “Inca Mummy Girl”

Xander: Okay, no shirts with ruffles, no hats with feathers and definitely no lederhosen. They make my calves look fat.

Willow: Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot? That came out wrong.

Season 2 Episode 7

Xander: Angel was in your bedroom?

Willow: Ours is a forbidden love.

Season 2 Episode 5 “Reptile Boy”

Willow: I know–we could go to the Bronze, sneak in our own tea bags, and ask for hot water.

Xander: Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.

Season 2 Episode 14 “Innocence”

Willow: I knew it! I knew it! Well, not ‘knew it’ in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn’t know. You two were fighting way too much. It’s not natural!
Xander: I know it’s weird…
Willow: Weird? It’s against all laws of God and Man! It’s Cordelia! Remember? The, the ‘We Hate Cordelia’ club, of which you are the treasurer.

Season 2 Episode 15 “Phases”

Willow: I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh, yeah: ‘1-800-I’m-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.

Buffy: Me-ow!

Willow: Really? Thanks! I’ve never gotten a ‘me-ow’ before.

Season 3 Episode 13 “The Zeppo”

Faith: What are we gonna do with the trio here?

Buffy: We could burn ’em.

Willow: Oh, I brought marshmallows! (Everyone stares) Occasionally, I am callous and strange.”

Season 3 Episode 16 “Dopplegangland”

Willow: “Oh, right, me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night”

Willow: “It’s horrible. That’s me as a vampire? I’m so evil, and skanky. And I think I’m kind of gay”

Willow: “Strangely, I feel like staying at home… and doing my homework… and flossing… and dying a virgin”

Willow: That wasn’t just a temporal fold, that was some weird Hell place. I don’t think you’re telling me everything.

Anya: I swear; I’m just trying to find my necklace.

Willow: Did you try looking inside the sofa in HELL?

Season 4 Episode 3 “The Harsh light of Day”

Willow: “I think you’re missing something about the whole poophead principle”

Season 4 Episode 7 “The Initiative” 

Willow: “I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars”

Willow: “Well, I’m not saying it’s the key to her heart, but Buffy, she likes cheese”

Spike: Remember last year? you had on that fuzzy pink number with the lilac underneath…

Willow: I never would have guessed. You play the blood-lust kind of cool.

Spike: I hate being obvious. All fang-y and ‘grrr.’ Takes the mystery out.

Season 4 Episode 15 “This Year’s Girl”

Willow: “She’s like this cleavagey slutbomb walking around going, ‘Ooh, check me out. I’m wicked cool. I’m five-by-five”

Season 4 Episode 20 “The Yoko Factor”

Willow: “No, you’d be wonderful in the Army. Do you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya will stretch that far?”

Season 4 Episode 22 “Restless” 

Willow: And why is there a cowboy in Death of a Salesman, anyway?

Season 5 Episode 1 “Buffy vs. Dracula”

Willow: But what about the rest of us? We still need to be watched! Personally, I can’t get through a day without a little hairy eyeball.

Season 5 Episode 3 “the Replacement”

Willow: Oh, there’s a microwave! It would be like having hot and cold running popcorn

Season 6 Episode 10 “Wrecked”

Willow: “The magic wasn’t all great. I won’t miss the nosebleeds and the headaches and stuff… or keeping stinky yak cheese in my bra.”

Season 7 Episode 11 “Showtime

Willow: Last time I tried a spell… The First… it… had me. Got inside. I felt it. In every fiber of my being. Pure, undiluted evil. I could taste it.

Kennedy: (pauses) How’s evil taste?

Willow: A little chalky.

 

And my all-time #1 FAVORITE!

Season 4 Episode 10

Buffy: No actual witches in your witch group?

Willow: No. Bunch of wanna blessed be’s. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she’s a sister to the dark ones.

So I hope by this walk down memory Lane why I love this woman shows. I hope you all enjoyed the quotes and let me know some of your favorites down below. Peace and Love until next time.

 

-From The Mind Of GiaTomcat

 

 

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